And now, a comic

With the new year my quest to bring this blog to something resembling "functioning" or "not abandoned" has come to full swing!  I'm determined to make this site the hub for all things me and me-related, nonexistent readership be damned.  Tell your friends, tell your coworkers, tell your wives, tell your wives' friends, and for god's sake somebody tell your dog.  With all of humanity being snapped up by the ubiquitous Facebook menace I need to snap up the hyper-intelligent animal demographic before it starts.

To begin, a comic that depends wholly on your awareness of ancient Gamestop prank call fads.